VerbaTim by Tim Mitchell
03.28.01 -- Lisa Links
I've done a lot of web surfing in my time, and this has led me to one
The ugliest, most irritating, most hate-inspiring web sites I've run
across were all created by someone named "Lisa."
Don't believe me? Here, have some MIDI music that'll make you want to
Horrible Lisa Web Site Numero
Part of it is how these Lisas think every detail of their lives is fascinating.
Puts Up a Photo of Herself Doing the Macarena with a Guy in a Raccoon
Here's a Lisa whose web site consists of almost nothing at all except
a questionnaire to rate her web site, which consists of nothing except
the questionnaire to rate her web site. Did you follow that?
A Lisa Creates
But, worst and most frightening of all, are Lisas who put "poetry,"
including their own and John Denver's on their web sites:
Not the Worst Web
Site Created by a Lisa, Hard as That May Be to Believe When You See It
Be sure and look out for this line:
Was the fork you took so long ago
the reason for your heartaches
Well, yeah. Go around stealing silverware and you're gonna get some grief.
If you've spotted a hideous abomination of a web site by someone named
Lisa, feel free to forward it to me. And if you're a Lisa who's created
a graphically stunning web site that is entertaining and engaging, and
is about something other than your fucking cats, I'd love to hear from